This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
And then he peed in my hair
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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