i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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