Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize