Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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