Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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