Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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