great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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