I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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