One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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