I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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