Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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