Swine flu. Run for my life!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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