Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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