yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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