why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Randomize
