# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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