He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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