Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
NoShamevember. You game?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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