What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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