Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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