It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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