There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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