Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I have fence marks all over my body
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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