Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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