have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Actions speak louder than pants.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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