so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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