He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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