i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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