I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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