So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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