Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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