just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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