Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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