she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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