she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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