I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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