At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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