The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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