chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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