he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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