: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
OPIZZABONMYDICK
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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