Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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