ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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