At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Congratulations! We have a period
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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