I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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