They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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