Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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