i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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