how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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