i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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