i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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