Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
