i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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