So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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