It's like God shit irony all over that family
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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