You surviving the open bar?
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I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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