Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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